Essays Out of Left Field: Life Lessons from a Midwestern Dad Who Talks About Sports Too Much Audible Audiobook – Unabridged

Out of Left Field: American slang meaning odd, unexpected, or strangeAward-eligible author and columnist Scott Johnson presents a wholesomely hilarious collection of essays out of left field. Listen to reflections on life through the lens of a middle-aged, Midwestern Dad who talks about sports too much.Johnson has been sharing his observational humor, dry wit, and occasionally uplifting commentary with readers via his “Out of Left Field” column in VitalbyPOET magazine since 2016.His mostly-true short stories are influenced by his South Dakota farm roots, faith, and his overwhelming desire to be ridiculous.In “Essays Out of Left Field”, Johnson explores hard-hitting topics like:The joys of shoveling snow5th grade band concertsPolitics (sort of...)Setting the (unofficial) record for chicken idioms used in a single essayRunning a half marathonMajor League Baseball All-Star voting controversiesCollecting 55 gallons of dog poopHeroically rescuing a duck from an evil snapping turtleNearly being killed by the deliciousness of Reese's Peanut Butter CupsThese short stories might make you laugh. You might cry. You might find this to be the funniest book ever. (Probably not, but it’s theoretically possible.) You might find the tales odd, unexpected, or strange. You may think they came out of left field. And you would be right.For fans of clean humor, Dad jokes (but less cringy), sports, Midwestern charm, and observational comedy. Read more